Boudreaux was shopping at the Wal-Mart when he ran into his old friend Thibodeaux outside the jewelry section. Thibodeaux noticed that Boudreaux had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.
"So,what you done bought dere, Boud?" Thib asked.
"Mais, now that you done asked me that," replies Boudreaux, "it was time to buy my Chlotile's birthday present and this morning when I asked her what she done want me to get her, she say, 'Oh, me I don't know, sha, just so it got a lot of diamonds in it.'" "So, what you done got for her, Boud?" Ole Thib asked.
Boudreaux,smiling proudly, replied, "Maise, I got her a deck of cards.."
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting on the front porch of there momma's house discussing the environment when Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux, "Which of our natural resources do you think will become exhausted first?"
Thibodeaux thought for a while and then said, "The taxpayer."
Boudreaux had a serious hearing problems for a numberof years. He finally went to the doctor, and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100% better.
Boudreaux went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
Boudreaux replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. As of today, I've changed my will three times!"