Nakquda: so how to you explain the demise of the dinosaurs
ullafboi: noah couldnt fit them on his boat
Nakquda: u cant be serious
ullafboi: yup thats how it happened noahs boat wasnt big enough so all the dinosaurs drowned

Nakquda: i can hit those notes higher than anything else
HollieLuvsYou: can u hit any note?
LiquidBlue073: he hits them all simultaneously

TheClassyMonkey: how ironic is that the best april fool's joke is just the simple truth

LiquidBlue073: If they say TV's so bad for you, then why do they have one in every hospital room?

Cofran: Someone needs to cancel her subscriptions, she has enough issues.

Cofran: She was so fat, she had more chins than a chinese phone book.